You know that moment when you confidently hit “deploy” at 4:59 p.m. on a Friday, and two seconds later, your phone explodes with alerts that production is on fire? LIKE LITERALLY ON FIRE!
Or when a fellow senior dev quietly fixes prod but never mentions how—probably because they’re afraid that if AI learns their secrets, it’ll automate their entire job? (I’m only half-joking, of course.)
Welcome to the chaotic, caffeine-fueled roller coaster we call DevOps. We’ve all heard the standard advice—“Automate your builds! Integrate continuously!”—but sometimes it’s the lesser-discussed best practices that truly get you from “you work here?” to a company hero status.
That’s what we’ll focus on here—the lesser-known DevOps safety nets that nobody talks about—and we’ll crack a few jokes along the way because, really if you can’t laugh at 3 a.m. outages, what can you laugh at?
What is DevOps? For the Millionth time
At its core, DevOps is simply getting the development team to get along with the IT Operations team, which occurs when you create an environment and workflow that naturally turns both teams into besties who can’t live without each other.
Notice I use the word “team” for both? That’s because the purpose of DevOps isn’t to create a single team but to create a two-way bridge between both by introducing a culture of unrestricted communication and collaboration.
So, essentially two independent teams working as one (even though they secretly hate each other). If implemented well, DevOps has the ability to deliver software faster, more reliably, and with better quality by breaking down the invisible walls between development and operation.
1. Embracing Chaos Through (Managed) Human Error
A single line of code can crash an entire environment when typed by a sleep-deprived intern (or, let’s be honest, any of us on a bad day). Rather than assuming no one will ever slip up, it is best practice to expect and incorporate that risk into your strategy. This is where the concept of Chaos Engineering comes in.
In simple terms, chaos engineering is intentionally creating failures to test how resilient your systems are. But let’s add a twist: Human Chaos Engineering. Sure, Netflix made chaos famous with automated tools randomly killing off services in production. Yet real-life systems rarely fail in neatly orchestrated ways that a machine might anticipate.
Most times, it’s just a well-meaning developer executing a command on the wrong server. By giving less-experienced teammates or half-awake coworkers free rein in a safe test environment, you get to see how your system copes with inevitable human errors. And let’s be honest, if your infrastructure can bounce back from an honest mistake made by an intern, it can probably endure just about anything you through at it.
2. Documenting the Weird Stuff
One of the best ways to avoid recurring production nightmares is to keep a record of every bizarre glitch and one-off fix your team implements. Maybe production breaks at exactly midnight UTC on every leap year, or there’s a memory leak triggered by passing a certain parameter to an old route. Without proper documentation, the same problems will keep occurring and require fresh thinking to resolve.
Noting down these occurrences in one place—a document, a wiki page, or even a sticky note board— is something your future self (or the poor soul on-call at 3 a.m.) will thank you for someday.
This reminds me of that one “Gen Z” intern who discovered a critical security bug in a dusty old auth script everyone forgot about while leaving hilariously meme-driven comments in the codebase.
He stumbled upon a severe validation bypass. And by “serious,” I mean the kind of bug that’s been lurking since Obama’s first term in office without anyone noticing it.
The funniest part was his Jira ticket title: “Auth be acting mad sus rn no cap frr (Critical Security Issue).” All jokes aside, this story displays the importance of documenting weirdness—not just the bugs themselves, but also their context and the exact steps taken to fix the issue. Without notes on how that ancient auth function was supposed to work (and, more importantly, why it was written that way), the developers would have never seen the giant red flag waving behind the meme-like comments.
So yeah, documentation in DevOps might be boring in theory, but it can reveal the bigger issues hiding behind centuries-old code and quick fixes.
3. Keep Secrets Secret (Yes, Really)
Everyone knows not to commit credentials to source control, right? RIGHT?! Yet it still happens, and sometimes in spectacularly viral ways.
A good secrets management system locks down everything from API keys to database passwords making sure they never see the light of day. Tools like HashiCorp Vault or AWS Secrets Manager automate retrieval at runtime, so your precious credentials never live in plaintext code or exposed config files (completely safe from those inexperienced interns).
The lesser-known trick: rotate your keys regularly. Like, actually do it, not just in some hypothetical scenario your security team dreamed up. By scheduling routine key rotations—whether monthly, quarterly, or some other interval—you reduce the risk of a stale credential turning into a massive security problem. And if you can’t automate the rotations, put it in your backlog and mark it as a recurring monthly chore. Because secrets that never expire will eventually expire your peace of mind.
4. Monitoring the Little Things
Ask a newbie DevOps enthusiast about monitoring, and they’ll likely rattle off CPU usage, RAM, and maybe disk space. Great start, but real meltdown aversion often hinges on smaller, less flashy numbers. For instance, watch your job queue lengths. If those tasks start to pile up, it’s a harbinger of bigger slowdowns to come.
Keep an eye on 4xx and 5xx HTTP status codes, especially the lesser-known 499 or 503 codes—these can indicate timeouts, partial content issues, or microservice-level mischief.
Logging is another sneaky ally. Container-level logs, DNS queries, or random microservice log streams might feel like white noise until something is about to go catastrophically wrong. Spend a little time building alerts for these tiny metrics, and you’ll usually catch disasters before they catch you.
5. Automated Test Data (Versus Real Data in Staging)
Look, I get it. As a DevOps engineer, sometimes you need “production-like” data to do truly robust tests. But don’t talk yourself into just copying the real database into staging as tempting as it might be. Especially if your real database is 47 TB of real user data containing personal information. If you absolutely must replicate data, scrub it or anonymize it properly.
If you skip this, you risk a major leak, or at the very least, you risk your test environment sending out accidental emails to real users (“Congratulations on your new Tesla purchase from staging!”). A better approach is generating mock data that’s robust enough to mirror your production usage patterns. You can use existing tools for this, or you leverage AI to get near-perfect mock data.
Final Thoughts
Before Your Next Deploy DevOps success isn’t just about fancy pipelines or the latest container orchestration tool. It’s about an ethos of collaboration, continuous improvement, and yes, a bit of organized chaos.
These lesser-discussed best practices—from unleashing half-asleep interns for chaos engineering to creating weirdness journals—add layers of resilience to your delivery process. They might even save your bacon the next time you’re one command away from nuking production. When in doubt, remember the core principle: anything that can go wrong probably will—so you might as well plan for it, and laugh about it together.
After all, DevOps is as much about the team as it is about the code. And if you or someone messes up and breaks production, there’s always the Wall of Shame for a good story and the Wall of Fame for the hero who patches things up. Oh, and if you do happen to break production… Call me. I’ll bring the donuts.