Joey Bertschler

SINGAPORE — In what many are calling the boldest move in crypto innovation, the latest stablecoin, “USDN” (short for US Deez Nuts), launched at Token2049 with the promise of being a rock-solid, man-pegged asset. Unfortunately, the coin’s value plummeted to zero following sudden post-event clarity, leaving investors grasping for answers—and their wallets. Editor’s note: This article is satire and a creation of the author’s mind. As the coin’s value collapsed from $1 to $0.69, then

Too Long; Didn’t Read OpenAI is in a high-stakes legal battle with Elon Musk. Musk is suing the company to open source its groundbreaking AI models. Making frontier models like GPT-4 open source would accelerate innovation across the field. Open-sourcing its models would also keep OpenAI honest and accountable.